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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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I'm not aging. I'm marinating.
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I need a six-month vacation twice a year.
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I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
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I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
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Diet tip: If you eat it fast enough, the calories can't catch you.
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- 1 Status updates disappear after 24 hours - create urgency
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