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Not always available, always awesome.

Be right back. Just living my life.

Currently pretending to be a functional adult.

Battery low. Motivation lower.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.

I'm not online. I'm just checking who's online.

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Busy doing nothing.

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

Currently ignoring several responsibilities.

Living proof that you can't believe everything you read.

Status under maintenance.

Actually, I'm not interesting. I'm just good at pretending.

I'm not here. This is just my imagination.

Too busy to update my status.

Probably sleeping.

Do not disturb. Already disturbed enough.

Currently in my comfort zone. Don't bother.

I speak fluent sarcasm.

On silent mode.

Life is too short for a boring status.

Learning to love the life I have.

Mentally on vacation.

Existing, but not really living.

Professional at being unprofessional.

Status: Chilling.

Probably overthinking.

Mind full of random thoughts.

Escaped from reality. Will be back never.

Currently experiencing technical difficulties.

If being awesome was a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence.

Living the dream... the really weird dream.

Gone fishing for compliments.

Currently questioning everything.

I'll update my status when something interesting happens.

Taking a break from being awesome.

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Living in my own little world. They know me here.