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Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
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I'm not a morning person or a night person. I'm a 'whenever the coffee kicks in' person.
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I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once.
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I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
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- 1 Status updates disappear after 24 hours - create urgency
- 2 700 character limit for text statuses
- 3 Emojis increase response rates by 25%
- 4 Personal, conversational tone works best
- 5 Avoid all caps - feels like shouting
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