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#1
I'm not a snack. I'm the whole meal.
#attitude
#snack
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#2
I'm not short. I'm fun-sized.
#witty
#height
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#3
I'm not here to fit in. I'm here to stand out.
#attitude
#fit-in
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#4
I finally found my spirit animal. It's a tired cat.
#hilarious
#animals
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#5
I'm not saying I'm Batman. I'm just saying nobody has ever seen me and Batman in the same room.
#witty
#batman
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#6
I may be wrong. But I doubt it.
#attitude
#wrong
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#7
I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right loudly.
#hilarious
#attitude
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#8
I'm silently correcting your grammar.
#witty
#grammar
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#9
Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
#attitude
#accept
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#10
Queens don't compete with hoes.
#attitude
#queen
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#11
Good things come to those who hustle.
#quotes
#hustle
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#12
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
#attitude
#apple
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#13
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
#witty
#advice
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#14
I'm not aging. I'm marinating.
#witty
#aging
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#15
I don't have an attitude. I have a personality you can't handle.
#witty
#attitude
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#16
Keep calm and pretend it's on the lesson plan.
#quotes
#teachers
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#17
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
#witty
#wordplay
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#18
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.
#witty
#success
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#19
I'm not aging. I'm marinating.
#witty
#aging
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#20
I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
#witty
#shape
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#21
Everything happens for a reason. But sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and you make bad decisions.
#quotes
#humor
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#22
I'm not short. I'm concentrated awesome.
#hilarious
#confident
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#23
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.
#quotes
#unique
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#24
I need a six-month vacation twice a year.
#witty
#vacation
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#25
I don't have an attitude. I have a personality you can't handle.
#witty
#attitude
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#26
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.
#witty
#confident
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#27
I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
#witty
#indecisive
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#28
I'm not for everyone. And I'm totally okay with that.
#attitude
#everyone
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#29
I don't have a bad memory. I just remember things differently than they happened.
#witty
#memory
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#30
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones... that's why it's called a cell phone.
#witty
#clever
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#31
Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.
#attitude
#flamingo
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#32
I'm at that age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.
#hilarious
#age
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#33
I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once.
#witty
#multitasking
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#34
I'm not trying to be difficult, it just comes naturally.
#quotes
#difficult
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#35
My daily routine: Wake up. Survive. Go back to sleep.
#witty
#routine
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#36
I'm not bossy, I'm the boss.
#quotes
#bossy
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#37
50% savage, 50% sweetheart.
#quotes
#personality
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#38
I childproofed my house, but the kids still get in.
#hilarious
#parenting
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#39
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. With attitude.
#attitude
#seafood
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#40
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
#witty
#relatable
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