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#1
I don't snore. I dream I'm a motorcycle.
#witty
#snoring
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#2
I'm not short. I'm fun-sized.
#witty
#height
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#3
I put the 'pro' in procrastination.
#witty
#self-deprecating
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#4
Your vibe attracts your tribe.
#quotes
#vibes
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#5
I'm not trying to be difficult, it just comes naturally.
#quotes
#difficult
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#6
I'm not weird. I'm limited edition.
#attitude
#weird
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#7
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
#hilarious
#sarcastic
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#8
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
#hilarious
#dark
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#9
Life is short. Buy the shoes. Eat the cake. Take the trip.
#quotes
#life
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#10
Born to express, not to impress.
#attitude
#express
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#11
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
#hilarious
#puns
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#12
I don't have an attitude. I have a personality you can't handle.
#witty
#attitude
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#13
I'm not perfect, but I'm a limited edition.
#quotes
#confidence
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#14
My bed and I have a special relationship. We're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
#hilarious
#sleep
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#15
If you don't like where you are, move. You're not a tree.
#attitude
#move
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#16
Less perfection, more authenticity.
#quotes
#authenticity
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#17
My room is not messy. It's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.
#hilarious
#cleaning
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#18
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
#absurd
#drinking
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#19
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.
#attitude
#yourself
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#20
If you were looking for a sign, here it is.
#quotes
#motivational
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#21
Good vibes only.
#quotes
#vibes
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#22
My daily routine: Wake up. Survive. Go back to sleep.
#witty
#routine
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#23
Some call it arrogant. I call it confident.
#attitude
#arrogant
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#24
I speak fluent sarcasm.
#witty
#sarcasm
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#25
If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
#absurd
#logic
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#26
I'm too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener.
#attitude
#grass
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#27
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
#witty
#diet
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#28
Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back leading the pack.
#attitude
#wolves
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#29
Born to express, not to impress.
#quotes
#authentic
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#30
I'm not saying I'm Batman. I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room together.
#hilarious
#pop-culture
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#31
I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
#witty
#math
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#32
My life, my rules.
#attitude
#life
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#33
Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
#attitude
#accept
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#34
I didn't change. I just found myself.
#quotes
#growth
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#35
My attitude is based on how you treat me.
#attitude
#treat
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#36
Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations.
#quotes
#journey
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#37
I'm not lazy. I'm on energy-saving mode for the environment.
#hilarious
#lazy
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#38
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
#hilarious
#lazy
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#39
I don't chase. I attract. What belongs to me will find me.
#attitude
#chase
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#40
Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
#witty
#experience
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