Funny Friendship Status Ideas

Friends don't let friends do stupid things... alone.

We'll be best friends forever because you already know too much.

A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you write them.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there to support you.

I'd take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.

We go together like copy and paste.

Real friends don't judge each other. They judge other people... together.

I don't know what's tighter: Our jeans or our friendship.

Friends pick us up when we fall down, and if they can't pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.

We're not best friends because we're always together. We're best friends because we're equally weird.

A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a body.

Life was meant for good friends and great adventures.

Friends are therapists you can drink with.

I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.

We're that couple. The cute one that everyone wishes they were.

Good friends don't let you do stupid things alone.

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.

I'll always be there for you... unless there's food somewhere else.

Best friends: They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen in public with you.

We've been friends so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: 'What? You too? I thought I was the only one!'

True friendship: Walking into someone's house and your WiFi connects automatically.

A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.

Having those weird conversations with your best friend and thinking, 'If anyone heard us, we'd be in a mental hospital.'

Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.

Best friends make good times better and hard times easier.

I don't need therapy. I have my friends.

Friends come and go, but a best friend is like a diamond: forever.

Our friendship is like a cup of tea: warm, comforting, and occasionally spilled.

Side by side or miles apart, real friends are always close to the heart.

You're the 'she' to my 'nanigans.'

A friend who understands your tears is more valuable than a lot of friends who only know your smile.

I don't need a million friends. I just need a few good ones.

Friends are family we choose for ourselves.

We're not just best friends. We're partners in crime.

I'll be there for you like I've been there before. Just don't ask for money.

Friends are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know they're always there.

Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something worse.