Funny Relationship Status Ideas

My relationship status: Netflix, Oreos, and not getting out of bed.

Relationships are like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

I'm in a long-distance relationship with my goals.

My love life is like a phone charger at 1%. Critical.

We go together like copy and paste.

I love you more than coffee. But please don't make me prove it.

Our relationship is like Tom and Jerry: We fight, we make up, and we can't live without each other.

My partner said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

Love is being stupid together.

We met on the internet. So basically, our relationship is WiFi dependent.

I love you even when I'm hungry. And that's saying a lot.

Marriage is just texting each other 'Do we need anything from the store?' until one of you dies.

You're the cheese to my macaroni.

Behind every great relationship is two people who aren't afraid to look like fools together.

My partner and I are both right. And also both wrong. It's complicated.

Relationships are like an X-ray. If you have to ask if something is wrong, something is definitely wrong.

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. My partner loves it too. Maybe.

We're not arguing. We're just passionately discussing.

The best relationships start with a mutual agreement that you're both weird.

I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.

Relationships are like phones. If you don't give them attention, they die.

I'm not saying my relationship is perfect, but our arguments are legendary.

True love is when you both look at each other's phones without permission.

My partner and I have an amazing relationship. I make the messes, they pretend not to notice.

Love is sharing your food. Except for fries. Never the fries.

Relationships are hard. But so is being single. Pick your hard.

I love you more than I love my phone. Don't tell my phone.

We're the perfect couple. I'm loud, they're deaf.

A successful relationship requires falling in love multiple times—with the same person.

My relationship status: Looking for someone to share my pizza with.

I told my partner I was cold. They said 'Go stand in the corner. It's 90 degrees.'

Couples who laugh together last together. That's why we watch fails videos.

I love you even when you talk during the movie.

True love is not having to suck in your stomach anymore.

My partner is basically a search engine. They remember everything I want to forget.

In this relationship, one person is always right. The other person is the man.

We don't fight. We debate intensely with raised voices.

Love is having someone who will steal your blanket but share their Netflix password.

My partner said I should embrace my mistakes. So I hugged them.

The secret to a happy relationship: Just agree and add wine.