Funny Attitude Status Ideas

I'm not rude. I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking.

Don't like me? Cool, I don't wake up every day to impress you.

I'm not heartless. I just learned to use my heart less.

Silence is the best response when you're dealing with an idiot.

My attitude is based on how you treat me.

I'm not weird. I'm limited edition.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

I'm not anti-social. I'm selectively social. There's a difference.

Born to express, not to impress.

I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong.

Too glam to give a damn.

Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.

I'm not a backup plan, and definitely not a second choice.

Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.

I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.

Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate.

I don't chase. I attract. What belongs to me will find me.

50% savage. 50% sweetheart.

My circle is small because I'm into quality, not quantity.

I'm not for everyone. And I'm totally okay with that.

Know your worth. Then add tax.

I don't need your approval to be me.

Queens don't compete with hoes.

Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.

I'm not a snack. I'm the whole meal.

Some call it arrogant. I call it confident.

My life, my rules.

If you don't like where you are, move. You're not a tree.

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. With attitude.

They told me I couldn't. That's why I did.

Stay classy, sassy, and a little bit bad-assy.

Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

I'm not mean. I'm brutally honest. It's not my fault truth hurts.

I don't hold grudges. I remember facts.

Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back leading the pack.

I'm too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener.

I'm not here to fit in. I'm here to stand out.

I may be wrong. But I doubt it.

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.