Funny Weekend Status Ideas

Weekend forecast: Lazy with a 100% chance of Netflix.

It's the weekend! Time to do absolutely nothing and then rest afterwards.

My weekend is fully booked: Saturday - nothing. Sunday - recovering from Saturday.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' but 'Friday' is so close to 'Monday'?

The weekend is here. Time to make some stories we'll never tell.

Be happy. It's the weekend.

Fridays are the Usain Bolt of the week. They come and go so fast.

I'm not saying I'm excited for the weekend, but I've been ready since Monday.

Weekend vibes: Loading...

It's the weekend! Party like you're broke.

Warning: I'm on weekend mode. Please lower your expectations.

My ideal weekend: Breakfast in bed. Lunch in bed. Dinner in bed. Basically, I want to be a cat.

Saturday is what gives me the strength to survive the week.

It's a beautiful day to be lazy.

Weekend agenda: Do nothing and chill.

Finally! A day to sleep until I wake up naturally... 6am it is then.

The only thing I throw back on Thursdays is my bedsheets at 3 PM on Saturday.

Weekend: Two days when you don't count calories, time, or friends who don't text back.

I live for the nights I can't remember with the people I won't forget.

Life is short, and weekends are even shorter.

It's officially the weekend. Time to refuse to adult.

Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.

My favorite yoga pose is the weekend.

The weekend is for sleeping in, staying up late, and eating things you shouldn't.

Weekends: Where my brain goes on vacation and my body follows.

Saturdays are for adventure. Sundays are for cuddling.

Keep calm because it's the weekend.

Do more of what makes you forget to look at your phone. On the weekend, that's sleeping.

It's the freakin' weekend! But I'll probably just stay home anyway.

I wish Sundays came with a pause button.

Dear Saturday, I love you more than pizza. And that's saying something.

Friday called. She's bringing wine.

Weekend mode: ON. Responsibility mode: ERROR 404 NOT FOUND.

Why can't weekends last forever? Asking for a tired friend.

Shoutout to the weekends for always being there when I need them.

My brain during the week: Focused. My brain on weekends: squirrel!

This weekend I shall mostly be pretending I don't have responsibilities.

The weekend is calling and I must go.

Weekend plans: Get some rest and prepare for Monday. Just kidding. Netflix and snacks.