Funny Monday Status Ideas

Monday: the day that comes around just to remind you how much you love Friday.

If Monday had a face, I would punch it.

Me on Monday: 'I can't wait for Friday.' Me on Friday: 'I can't wait for Monday.' Just kidding, no one says that.

Monday is like a math problem: Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. It's not me, it's you.

Monday should be optional.

I'm not saying I don't like Monday, but if Monday was a person, I'd push them off a cliff, then run to the bottom and push them off again.

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created tired.

Monday is a fresh start. It's never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success. But honestly, can we skip to Friday?

The only thing I throw back on Mondays is my blanket.

If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return Monday.

Monday: 1. Me: 0.

I survive Monday by avoiding mirrors.

The worst thing about Monday is that it's so far from Friday.

Monday is the day I dedicate to pretending I have my life together.

Coffee doesn't ask silly questions. Coffee understands. Especially on Monday.

Monday morning coffee is just survival juice.

I haven't spoken to my Monday coffee yet. Let's try again tomorrow.

Monday called. I didn't answer. So she came anyway.

The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.

May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.

Monday: The day where my bed holds me hostage and my alarm clock commits a hate crime.

I don't like Mondays but I'd like them even less if I was unemployed.

Mondays are fine. It's your job you hate.

Keep calm. It's only Monday. We've got this. Just kidding. Panic.

Monday motivation: At least you're not a turkey on Thanksgiving.

My Monday morning mood: Error 404: Motivation not found.

I'm allergic to Mondays.

If Monday was a movie, it would be called 'Groundhog Day.'

This Monday, let's make it a good week. Or at least survive until Friday.

Monday checklist: Coffee. More coffee. Even more coffee. Survive.

Today is Monday. That means absolutely nothing. I refuse to acknowledge it.

My boss told me to start every Monday with positivity. So positively, it's the worst day ever.

I thought I could handle Monday. I was wrong.

Monday is the punishment for all the fun you had on the weekend.

Happy Monday! Said no one ever.

Monday blues? More like Monday black and blues.

Monday: Because the universe requires one day to be absolutely terrible.

I would like to officially declare Mondays as optional.

Plot twist: Monday actually wasn't that bad. Just kidding, it was terrible.