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I don't snore. I dream I'm a motorcycle.
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I childproofed my house but they still get in.
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I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once.
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I'm not a morning person or a night person. I'm a 'whenever the coffee kicks in' person.
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Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
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Running late is my cardio.
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- 1 First 5 hashtags matter most - put key ones first
- 2 Carousel posts get 3x more engagement than single images
- 3 Use line breaks for readability (. or | as spacers)
- 4 Post between 11am-1pm or 7-9pm for best reach
- 5 Caption length sweet spot: 138-150 characters for feed
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