Funny Selfie Captions

But first, let me take a selfie.

Sending my selfie to NASA because I'm a star.

I woke up like this. Just kidding, it took me two hours.

Confidence level: Selfie with no filter.

Be your own kind of beautiful.

Me, myself, and I.

Just me being me.

Too glam to give a damn.

I'm not perfect, but my selfie game is strong.

Smile big, laugh often, never take life too seriously.

When nothing goes right, go take a selfie.

I'm not a snack. I'm the whole meal.

Life isn't perfect, but my hair is.

This is my 'I don't care what you think' face.

Warning: May randomly burst into selfies.

Selfie Sunday. Or any day, really.

I don't take selfies all the time. Just when I look good. Which is all the time.

50 shades of 'I woke up like this.'

I'm my own vibe.

I'm just doing me.

The bags under my eyes are designer.

Life is short. Make every hair flip count.

I need vitamin 'sea' (and a better selfie angle).

Creating my own sunshine.

Yes, I took this selfie with my personality.

Mirror mirror on the wall... who's the fairest of them all?

My phone's memory is 90% selfies.

Proof that I exist.

Messy hair, don't care.

I'm not cute. I'm beautiful.

Life status: Currently holding it all together with a selfie.

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's the filter.

I'm on a selfie roll.

Take your selfie game seriously.

Good lighting is my best friend.

Felt cute, won't delete later.

50% coffee, 50% selfie confidence.

Behind every successful selfie is approximately 47 failed ones.

My selfie brings all the likes to the feed.

It took me 100 photos to get this one.