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I'm not aging. I'm marinating.
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Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
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I speak fluent sarcasm.
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I don't have a bad memory. I just remember things differently than they happened.
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I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
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- 1 First 5 hashtags matter most - put key ones first
- 2 Carousel posts get 3x more engagement than single images
- 3 Use line breaks for readability (. or | as spacers)
- 4 Post between 11am-1pm or 7-9pm for best reach
- 5 Caption length sweet spot: 138-150 characters for feed
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