Interesting & Thought-Provoking Status Ideas

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.

We all have that one friend who never learned the inside voice concept.

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a few payments.

The road to success is always under construction.

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

The biggest lie I tell myself is 'I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it.'

If you want to know who your real friends are, mess up and see who's still standing there.

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.

Age is just a number. In my case, an unlisted one.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

I don't make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

Life is like a camera: Focus on what's important, capture the good times, and if things don't work out, take another shot.

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. But honestly, I'm probably just going to scroll through my phone.

We spend the first year of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk, and the rest of their childhood telling them to sit down and be quiet.

My phone is my longest relationship.

Adulthood is saying 'But after this week, things will slow down' over and over until you die.

The irony of life is that by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

The hardest part about being an adult is no one told me I'd have to do it every single day.

I'm not sure what my spirit animal is, but I'm confident it has anxiety.

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge.

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.

Normal is just a setting on the washing machine.

The universe is made of protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Silence is golden. Unless you have kids. Then silence is suspicious.

Common sense is not so common.

If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never be sure if they're genuine.

I always wanted to be somebody. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until they speak.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So if you can't laugh at yourself, call me and I'll laugh at you.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.