I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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#puns
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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#science
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I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
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#puns
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My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
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#food
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My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep. I said '40.'
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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So now I drink in front of a mirror.
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#wordplay
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I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode until further notice.
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They say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
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A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
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My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
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#work
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I finally realized I'm a morning person. I love mornings. 11 a.m. is my favorite.
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#morning
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I don't need Google, my wife knows everything.
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My bed and I have a special relationship. We're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
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#sleep
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I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying.
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#tech
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Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries.'
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#food
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I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right loudly.
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#attitude
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My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry.
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#money
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I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
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I'm on the whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
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#drinking
#lifestyle
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I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
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#dark
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My internet went down for 5 minutes, so I went downstairs and spoke to my family. They seem like nice people.
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#tech
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I childproofed my house, but the kids still get in.
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#parenting
#clever
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I'm not saying I'm Batman. I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room together.
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#pop-culture
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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
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#life
#wisdom
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My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.
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#food
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I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
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#lazy
#self-deprecating
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I finally found my spirit animal. It's a tired cat.
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#animals
#tired
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Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back.
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#sleep
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I'm at that age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.
#hilarious
#age
#forgetful
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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
#hilarious
#work
#monday
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I don't have a bad memory. I have a selective memory that chooses to forget things I don't want to deal with.
#hilarious
#clever
#relatable
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Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day.
#hilarious
#savage
#people
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I'm not short. I'm concentrated awesome.
#hilarious
#confident
#short
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I don't always tolerate stupid people. But when I do, I'm probably at work.
#hilarious
#work
#sarcastic
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My room is not messy. It's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.
#hilarious
#cleaning
#clever
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I'm not lazy. I'm on energy-saving mode for the environment.
#hilarious
#lazy
#clever
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