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I'm not short. I'm fun-sized.
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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
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If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
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My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry.
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I don't have a bad memory. I just remember things differently than they happened.
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I'm not a morning person or a night person. I'm a 'whenever the coffee kicks in' person.
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