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The OG social network - where your family judges your life choices. Browse thousands of funny Facebook statuses, captions, and bio ideas. Curated for maximum.
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I'm not old. I'm vintage.
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#age
I don't have an attitude. I have a personality you can't handle.
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I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge.
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Diet tip: If you eat it fast enough, the calories can't catch you.
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I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
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My daily routine: Wake up. Survive. Go back to sleep.
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- 1 Post during lunch (12-1pm) or evening (7-9pm) for max engagement
- 2 Questions and fill-in-the-blank posts get more comments
- 3 Keep statuses conversational - Facebook rewards meaningful interactions
- 4 Tag friends (with permission) to boost visibility
- 5 Use reactions strategically - funny posts with 😂 get shared more
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